The Way of The Beer Guru

The Way of the Beer Guru

When drinking beer,
there comes a point
where you are totally relaxed
and at one with the world
and all its people.

Where you feel
you are your true self

At that moment,
the secrets of the universe
live in your heart
and you know all things,
past, present and future.

You taste eternity
and become as a god amongst men.

Yet the moment is fleeting,
like a dream.
It quickly fades.

Imagine
if you could hold that moment
and live within it
on an eternal wave
of blissful all-knowing.

That is the way of the Beer Guru
and all gurus.

If you are to experience it,
you must take the first step on the path.

You must undertake
The Quest for the Holy Ale.