“BEER IS DIVINE. DRINK IT RELIGIOUSLY.”
For those who understand that drinking beer can be a spiritual experience, following the path of The Beer Guru will be second nature.
Translated from ancient Sanskrit scrolls found behind the tandoori oven when The Balti Towers restaurant in Birmingham was demolished, the enigmatic Beer Guru’s teachings have become renowned.
They provide a step-by-step guide that takes you on a quest for The Holy Ale, a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite knowledge, immortality and instant enlightenment.
If you survive the initiation of the whirling pit, you will meet the Beer Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess and the Barmy Swami.
You will learn how to create your own Beer Temple and master the art of Tantric Beer drinking, so you can keep it up all night.
The Beer Guru’s Guide will give you a smile as broad as the Beer Bhudda’s, for it is a path liberally strewn with mirth, joy and bliss.
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